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so there's this other big project, right?  and i was in no way involved in setting it up, or choosing the software, or anything.  but now _i_ have to deal with the data.

the database is set up to collect information from an ongoing series of surveys.  ok, all fine there.  except there is absolutely no point in collecting data if you can't analyze the data.  which is my job.  which means they have to download data from their system, and give it to me to read into my system.

which should be dead simple for any competant database manager.  you come up with a format for the data, a consistent format so you don't have to do it all from scratch every frickin' time, you hit the button, you generate a file.  if you are a reasonably decent human being, you get a few stats, like how many records are in the data, so the person you send it to has some reasonable idea of what they should be getting.

does this group do this?  no.

they apparently never thought about getting the data out of this system when they chose it, so they can't export things in any reasonably importable form.  they can write an ascii file, or an excel file.  the database consists of approximately 300 variables, some with lengths of 100 characters...not really workable in excel.  so they do it in ascii.  and every single time, the guy does it (apparently) from scratch.  so every time, the order of variables is different.  this time, he sent me over 2 dozen variables that appear nowhere in the survey instrument.  i don't know whether he's managing to channel future surveys, has somehow connected to someone else's data, or if he's just making stuff up.  i've asked him repeatedly to send me things in the same format, which should be the easiest thing for him to do anywhy.  but every time he does something different, and when i ask (politely, even!) if i can't have it in the same format as last time....he tells me he's too busy. 

it would save everyone a great deal of time if he could manage to learn how to do it _right_ .... but i guess he's too busy for that, too.
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1. if it takes you three tries to pull into a standard parking space, you can't handle a car well enough to be out in one.

2. your parking permit entitles you to 1 (one) parking space. if you park with any part of your car over the lines, you are effectively taking up 2 (two) parking spaces, one of which someone else paid for.   you should be ticketed for this.  if you do it in a crowded lot, you should be towed.  and beaten soundly about the head and shoulders when you go to pick the car up.

3.  speaking of lines and spaces:  pay attention to how the lines run.  if they are perpendicular to the road, do not park your car at an ostentatious angle across three or more spaces.  i don't care if you _are_ in the distant end of the lot, and it's your new sports car - this is the real world, not a commercial.  grow up.

4.  ford explorers, chevy suburbans, jeep grand cherokees and all other behemoth suvs have not a single dimension that qualifies them for a 'compact' parking space.  the driver's iq is not one of the relevant parameters.

5.  a car which has been properly parallel-parked does not obstruct half of the road.

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